I'm not sure what constitutes a legal play in college football anymore.

For an outlet that actually does some solid sports media criticism, you guys have really been a parody of yourselves when it comes to the Dodgers (particularly in the NLCS). The Cardinals win 4 out of 6 games, blowing out the Dodgers in a 2-hit shutout in the elimination game, and you don't even mention a single…

Nah brah, it was Schlafly beer man. It was schlafly and PBR for the hipsters in the Grove.

I like how you couldn't even mention the name of the team that beat their ass, or any of their players who played magnificently. The butthurt in Deadspinland must be strong this morning.

Nuff' said. Bitches.

GOLD GATE BRIJ

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"Hot Potato? I'm Black."
/high-five

That's the face of someone who had to listen to Tim McCarver say "it's my birthday on Wednesday" all week.

Now, let's all be sure to keep our eyes out for athletically inclined babies from now on.

In Missouri, investigations are also shut down in cases of legitimate rape.

It's not like he played lacrosse.

Still, have you seen the Pro Bowl ratings?

I'm serious. It's a self policed sport, and there should be repercussions for acting so recklessly violent against a defenseless player.

"Well of course les miles explains Columbus Day. America is far, no?"

Bend It Like Sene's Ankle

Perhaps they should cut off one of his legs and find out old he REALLY is.

Only in America can someone who streaks (which is yes, a criminal offense) be on the same list, side by side, with someone who rapes kids and faces the same types of horrid lifestyle (Megans Law, etc.).

On the Mark Harmon Trapezoid of Surprise Theory, this ranks somewhere between a level 3 2008 Patriots Super Bowl loss and a level 4 Leonardo…

InBev does not own the Cardinals. William O. DeWitt, Jr does. he bought the team in 1995 from Anheuser-Busch.