Omaha! Omaha! Rogue 5 is the Mike!

A Schiano Man nails Ginny Weasley and never sends an owl after...

Voldemort's team name is "Schiano's Men".

"Barkevious, the hippogriph has escaped and is flying toward Hogwarts!"

Got 99 points but the bitch ain't won.

That qualifies as completely losing it?

Craig James was so happy about this play he released 3 hookers he was planning on killing from his basement

The Birds on the Blunt

the circles are really helpful, otherwise I'd never had known where the headbands were.

♫ Ay, you might see me in the streets but Otter you don't know me. ♫

Philadelphia once tried something similar with notable basketball players, but unfortunately, Allen Iverson just wouldn't fucking train.

You make the Clemente Bridge sound like its some Japanese suicide magnet. You jump off, hit some fraking fluid or the collective spit of everyone in Lawrenceville, and normally get picked up by someone who isn't Bruce Willis by the river patrol.

Then why did they get penalties?

This is not the time Orr place for jokes

i like how this is from a spanish broadcast.

I love that photo. Even Kevin Ware didn't need that much help to stand.

I love that photo. Even Kevin Ware didn't need that much help to stand.

I love that photo. Even Kevin Ware didn't need that much help to stand.

meanwhile Riley Cooper attempted to distract the Broncos D by yelling "Uncle Toms"

I have a better idea: Fuck you.