You will be the Holyfield to my Tyson.

I will beat you and drown you in the nearest basin of water and then, my friend, we shall see who is the "sea biscuit."

are true cardinals supposed to be really nice or insufferable pricks. I think you're confusing your clichés.

sorry.

bazed god loves you and all, even bostonians.

even gets hit in the fucking face the right way

and so St. Louis can replace the void left by Ambush/Steamers/being a soccer town without a soccer team

So why does he keep grabbing headlines similar to how there are (a few) more talented players than Mario Balotelli both in and out of football? We like to read about those with larger-than-life personalities, it softens the superhumanity that professional athletes tend to exude.

what the fuck?

I thought Jimi died before '76?

I'm a glutton for punishment.

Refs didn't see it coming, like everybody else.

Yeah no shit but why would you throw up a perfectly good bud light?

I think we're saying the same thing in different words. Fuck it, go Cards.

What the hell are you on about? Read it again maybe, I was saying that if you're not a Cardinals fan, you're drinking Miller. Satire and not totally true, but it's pretty well known St. Louis isn't a Miller town.

They'll write it off as trolling Cardinal fans but it's just sad at this point.

+1 schlafly pale ale

I figure if they're disgusted by St. Louis celebrations, they're drinking Miller.

party was anywhere my man.

Look at those uncouth, arrogant Cardinal fans, celebrating with pure joy. Take a walk through Soulard and see those boastful fiends hugging strangers and high-fiving drunks being hauled away by the cartload and try not to puke up your Miller Lite. What a despicable display of happiness. What a contemptuous carnival of…