St. Louis' gooey butter cake is CRACK.

Definitive Joe Buck.

got my heart Akin...

I'm Jay Cutler. I'm pissing in your cereal.

-2 PIM for not being able to tell.

+1 for subtlety

Are they "hate tweets" if they point out that Drew is trolling/condescending/wrong?

Luckily, he has the medicine.

not what I meant. more in the vein of:

Dick riders gonna dick ride.

He wanted to cut it off in the engine, but he couldn't find an open piston.

Cardinals fan here, stay based everyone.

What they're teaching us in journalism school (lol, I know) is that while this isn't plagiarism (still the worst thing you can ever do as a journalist), misrepresenting a source is technically poor and ethically negative. If you are indeed pushing your own agenda under the guise of honest interviewing/reporting, you…

he cuts, but he isn't a cut.

Ah, file this under #SecretUrgentBreakingNews.

Young teenagers be losing it.

Sons and daughters draped in half-price "Mitt's the Tits" memorabilia. Can you fit an infant in a beer koozie? These guys know.

I bet they blush whenever they hear the word "minority."

You come off as a condescending fuck with comments like that.

I nominate this guy for Most Punchable Face (and Derivative Expressions Therefrom).