oh my sweet fucking god look at that facial expression

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

People with ugly souls have ugly trips.

No worries today.

I'll go ahead and kill my own joke: Lebanon is a country where scary things happen, perhaps more frequently than the average rate of scary happenings.

Not with that fractured ego.

NEWS: MLB DOES SOMETHING "TECHNICALLY ACCURATE, BUT MORE THAN A LITTLE STRANGE". AFTER COMMERCIAL, WE'LL DISCUSS RUMORS OF NBA COMMISSIONER DAVID STERN GIVING A SPEECH THAT HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS "SEMANTICALLY SOUND" AND "CORRECT BY DEFAULT".

if you could condescend lower you would be at the earth's mantle bro

"Paid for by the Jeff Wagner for Mayor Campaign."

Holy leading headlines, Batman.

Unfortunately, incidents of this ilk are typically in Lebanon.

If this post doesn't win a Webby I'll be damned.

You don't have to support any agenda. You also aren't required to bash an agenda! How about minding your own business, sailing your yacht and listening to Steve Winwood?

lol how's that yacht riding?

Hunter Pence, a punter hence.

As a True Son I must protest: the headline was "Dewey Defeats Truman".

Almost as notable as the Fox Sports/Simmons spat is the giggly teasing of Simmons by Deadspin dot com.

Can't pick between the two expressions: one a squinty, devil-may-care contortion of joviality coupled with a Spicolian "I know that dude!" finger point and the other a blonde Rebecca Black in the middle of applauding God-knows-what, maybe the gesturing dude to her right or perhaps some phantasm behind the cameraman.…

the KTAR guy, "Well, that's good."

Fitting that you should bash somebody about their intelligence and misspell "nice".