There’s a new commercial on Hulu for United Methodist Churches that says “Church can happen anywhere” ...that phrase really scares me for some reason...like I’m going to wake up in my house, go downstairs, and there’s church going on.... gives me the chills.

When I get those almost frozen, individually wrapped butter pats, I hold them in my cupped hands for 20-30 seconds and it makes them easier to spread.

Uhh, “kosher” doesn’t necessarily mean anything more than the animal has been slaughtered according to Jewish food laws — butchered by a Jew and chanted over as it bleeds to death while fully conscious — and that the manufacturer has paid a hefty and continuing fee to get “certified” by one or more of the many…

Uniball should be a religion. I love my Vision Elite.

Uniball should be a religion. I love my Vision Elite.

I have to disagree with 130 hours a week combined being more than 90% of households. I live in a very low income area and most people around here put in 70 or more hours apiece, spread across two or three part-time jobs (the only kind available for the most part), which adds even more time in transit. I know several…

You do realize you just bragged about your pressure cooker, bread maker, and storage availability, right? I’m not commenting on the inclusion of beef choices, because chicken is all most people affected in this thread can afford.

That’s really awesome that 2 professional, college-educated, middle-class people who live together have the time and where-withal to buy $120 in meat and food to cook in their $80 pressure cooker. Good for you, man!

That’s assuming everyone has a) a working oven, stove, and whatever other gadgets necessary to make everything, b) the storage space for meal planning, c) the consecutive time to make so much in one sitting, d) the access to the food in the first place, and e) the knowledge with which to do those things. My spouse is…

How fortunate for you that you have a whole day off in which to cook. Many people who work multiple jobs work 7 days a week and do not have 5 or 6 hours at a stretch to cook food ahead of time. Really poor people may not have pressure cookers and crock pots and all sorts of fancy appliances. At best, a shitty…

You just ignored what everyone else had to say about lack of skills, time, and energy, didn’t you? There’s also something the poor face that you and your white collar wife don’t: decision fatigue.

You are condescending as fuck.

I mean, they were trying to make pop specs happen in Morocco.

YES I totally did not realize till this article that was Idris Elba. No wonder that rent boy was so foine!

I feel like the sex and the city movies were trying to be as awesome as.that one abfab episode where they went to Morocco.

I would absolutely do this because I would have no idea where to start otherwise. I had vague plans to adopt a cat, but then a cat ran into my house so I never had to actually go pick one.

Actually we were focusing on the ridiculousness of the quote about him being a normal kid (despite all evidence to the contrary), but sure, let’s bring misplaced anger and sexist slurs into it.

I hate to be “that guy,” (OK, fine, I don’t care), but whenever people say “are you two pregnant?” I always respond with, “No, but my wife is.”

I too dislike the “they’re/we’re pregnant!” construction.

NO. Princess Sofia is pregnant. They are both expecting a baby, but unless Prince Carl Phillip has some incredibly rare biological abnormalities, he is definitely not pregnant.