Yes, dear. And drivers should be banned because they never follow the rules of the gorram road. And pedestrians should be banned because they can’t figure out what gorram crosswalks are for. Ban everyone! Except me, I’m perfect.

You know how they say that one begins to look like their dog after a while...I guess all the assholes on Youtube start to look alike after a while too.

They’re so nasty. I remember liking them as a kid. Then I went through forever with orthodontics. I had one as an adult a few years back, really excited as I realised I had probably been about 9 years old when I last had one....

Agreed. But truly Carrie was the worst girlfriend, so they kind of deserved each other.

do yourself a favor and google miranda july and read all about her and read one of her books or watch one of her movies. you’ve been missing out.

Salt caused NOWHERE NEAR all of those deaths. In fact, it probably didn’t even *contribute* to most of them.

Will Ferrell is the greatest comedy hoax perpetrated on the American movie industry since Pauly Shore.

Jesus kid get your nudes from the internet like the rest of us.

Team Underpants.

all in favor of never saying “panties” again say aye.

My parents love garlic so much, and I ate so much of it that I am immune to tasting it now. People will be like “this is garlicky!” and I’m like, is it?!

I ate an entire head of roster garlic in two days this week...

In truth, it’s probably best to have your ‘burn her shit’ kit ready to go at all times. Highly flammable cardboard boxes, kindling, lighter fluid, long stem matches (for the flair), and a maniacal laugh are requirements.

I think we’re getting to the point where people just find facts and reality itself offensive. I’m waiting for someone to sue the CDC for offending their religious liberty.

PEOPLE!

Would your uterus show up on other bluetooth enabled smartphones as a device?
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God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

I appreciate telling a story on yourself, but she seems to think the funny part was the bread, when she’s “super health conscious” so she ordered... a pile of cheese and fries?

You sooooo don’t have a 5-year-old.

Enh..there are tons of people in the media who say horrendous sexist misogynist stuff on a regular, ongoing basis. Nothing wrong with someone on the other side who does the same thing (i.e stands up for feminism constantly), particularly in a world where so many prominent, influential women treat overtly feminist…