A big whatever to you, ridiculous person.

Why wait for an excuse?

Most days deserve wine at the end of them, tbh.

That is depressing as fuck.

Haha that is true - I know a TON of people who watch it.

I sang Pinot Noir for WEEKS

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

Oh yeah? Well, I met a time traveler named UGH, who pantomimed the primordial romcom, wherein he painted the original Tinder swipe right on a cave wall in elderberries for his betrothed- only to be usurped and courted by a traveling Amazonian invader.

I know. His enthusiasm kind of wins the day. My favorite part is where he announces that they will need the whole living room for this.

I can’t stop staring at that buff, hairless leg. What’s the article about?

The Stark girls have never looked less pleased.

You could have just said no instead of posting my heartfelt missive on the internet.

This is not the insightful sort of commentary I would expect from someone called bonertownelementary.

I was absolutely delighted to find out the woman of the story was 53, and not the man of the story

Yeah. I’m ten years younger than this lady, and the very idea of spending that much time with a 23-yr-old dude [who reads The Secret, ffs) is just uuuuuggggh. And one who writes “anywho” instead of the PROPER, CORRECT “anyhoo”? Helllll no.

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.…

Ugh millennials think they invented everything.

But he’s a 23 y.o. who says “anywho.”

This isn’t new, it’s just new technology. Back in the day, I sent a carrier pigeon who ended up getting lost and flying west instead of east, and the result was a beautiful, long, sustained pigeon-exchange. We celebrated our seventeenth anniversary in August.

Ughhhhhhh they bonded over The Secret? I hate them so much. I’m not even normally that judgy but that book is THE WORST and it’s garbage hippie prosperity gospel for garbage thinkers.