Also, no salt. Do not put any salt on it.

Coconut lime popsicles - coconut milk, sugar, lime juice. Pretty darn tasty.

I made sea salt caramels and they were pretty darn good for my first attempt at real candy making. They were a little harder than I would have liked but we ate them anyway. I’m going to try again this weekend. This is the recipe, it was pretty easy: http://www.inspiredtaste.net/8947/salted-ca….

Apple Cider Cupcakes.

None of the reasons I left the church have changed. The church still is not about sweeping human rights. It is about select human rights. That selection includes fertilized eggs and people who deny autonomy to their brothers and sisters.

Love ‘liberals’ in this comment section inventing reasons that this wasn’t his fault. So pathetic, he met her confirmed he supported her, said she should ‘stay strong’ and gave her two rosaries. It is disgusting.

You know what? Good. Fucking good. Maybe now I won’t sound like a grouch and a conspiracy theorist when I say “The Pope isn’t working in our best interest, liberals! He’s saying the same shit all the other Popes have been saying, but in a nicer way that places emphasis on different places.”

and for forever and ever amen

HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

So, we can stop with calling him ‘Cool Pope’ now, right?

she wasn’t told she was probably a slut - she was told that those guys probably think she’s a slut. kind of an important distinction. sure, she could’ve (should’ve!) employed more tact (advice I think many people could stand to practice), but assessing someone else’s reaction doesn’t make it your reaction, which is…

Forget tatami, walking inside at all with shoes on is disgusting. I don’t want all that crap outside tracked all over my nice floors.

“Your insurmountable lead is getting eaten into by a socialist from Vermont.

“ARE YOU A ROBOT”

PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!

In fact, you are not an asshole. Asshole customer who asks for free food that is not free and then insists on it is an asshole.

It wasn’t until the Colbert interview and this that I realized how genuinely attached he is to The Wall. I thought it was just a passing comment, but no...it’s like a cornerstone of his campaign platform.

Seriously, he sounds like he’s running for junior high class president with the amount of ridiculous things he is promising. “I promise, if I win, homework will be optional, tests will be scored by a friend of your choosing, lunches will be catered by Per Se and school will only be three days per week.”

It’s not us! It’s our dumb thrice-divorced aunt in Florida! She takes everything at face value and is highly susceptible to slogans and catchphrases!

But wait...I keep reading that I can make $5000 a month and buy a BMW by working at home....you mean that’s not true?