So, it's her fault? And shot gun wedding, are you serious? Or are you purposely being obtuse?

Those are very cool, but I wouldn’t want to wear it regularly. I try not to be “that horse girl” to save the sanity of my fiance and friends and try to keep work at work (besides the hay and manure that keep making their way home in my boots and bra). Love it for a night out line dancing or the rodeo or barn events…

I’d love to have a peek at Tom Hiddleston’s Crimson Peak, but that’s because my interest is piqued, not peeked or peaked.

Um, Derrick? You can buy ENTIRE JARS.

I can’t even imagine how you could whip yourself into enough of a frenzy to bother making a sign and heading to a demonstration in favor of a language.

No sarcasm. NWS wind chill chart indicates you can get frostbite in five minutes with a temp of -45 and wind of 15 (equivalent to -77), so if think if the chamber were actually -200, at the very least your eyelids would freeze shut and your moist mucous membranes would ice over.

Whoa, there. I do cook from scratch for my family, almost every day, and buy processed food just about never, but thanks for the presumptions about my diet. This article was framed as being primarily about weight loss by way of stupid woo, and I was commenting on that.

Thanks!! I was telling another commenter this, but that’s the other thing that bugs me about the inflammation fad- if doctors really could make you lose weight by testing for inflammation and handing you a food chart, THEY WOULD BE DOING THAT. Inflammation isn’t some kind of secret.

Me while reading

Yeah, I’m deeply suspicious of any diet that removes virtually all fast food, restaurant food, pre made food, and other goodies as being about anything other than plain old calories in, calories out.

because it’s none of your business, that’s why.

“We don’t abide by the European rules and have no real governing wine body so we call sparkling wine whatever we want in the U.S. However in Europe you are correct.”

Jindal. He has no chance and he knows it.

This was one of the whitest, most privileged articles I’ve ever read on Jezebel.

We all laugh at Office Space and get a kick out of how Peter’s solution was to give up his high paying office job for shoveling rubble, but it’s no joke that sometimes a cushy office job can be mind-numbingly painful.

True story: I once entered my home made hot sauce...the judges downgraded it for being “too hot!”. They actually wrote that on the judging form.

It was me, OK?!?!?! This week, I have filled the role of unwanted defender. And you are wrong on all guesses! I think ‘douche potatoes’ story writer was just being mean to someone less intelligent. I’m not ok with that.

I came for the BCO and stayed for the pissy Yelp review

This is exactly the type of story the author said he didn’t want submitted at the end of the article.

The sad part was trying to remember *which* breadstick story it was. Although yeah, that’s the one I thought. (Had no idea originally it was a Fazoli’s, though. Heard of them, seen them, never gone into one.)