Or, the bed-bound patients choosing between that channel and infomercials in their respective ward rooms.

When your primary audience is “people in the waiting room of a doctor’s office,” the last thing you should do is piss off a bunch of nurses.

The constitution very specifically says there shall be no religious test for public office. You can’t make it any clearer than that.

Linen and cotton have been trying to destroy our country much longer, but don't get me started on polyester!1

The GOP were spewing the same rubbish in 1960, when Kennedy was running for president. ‘A Catholic could never be president cause he’d take his orders from the Pope.’

Weren’t people afraid of this when JFK was elected? that he’d force everyone to eat fish on fridays and make the pope king of america or something?

It’s 2015 and we’re STILL debating religion as if it matters or is important in any way. “Which magical sky being and which ancient storybook do YOU believe in?”. It’s absurd. I personally don’t want ANY president who wastes time with idiotic nonsense, religion included.

In the city I live in, there are gay bars, some of which I’ve been to with friends. I don’t complain that they call it a “gay bar”.

I was giving my husband a blow job once while he was sitting in the chair and I pulled away bc I was gagging on a hair and he came right then. Cum flying through the air and arcing beautifully right onto his head and face. Hah. I laughed.

I hear you, but by that time the rug burn had a scab on it.

When ever a guy doesn’t have his fingernails properly trimmed, I fear an unpleasant case of vaginosis.

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Personally, i dont think the radio is the place to talk about your personal issues with someone thats part of your team...

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finally....someone focusing on the important issues......how the guy dresses! it's not cool to criticize a female politician based on their appearance, and for the sake of feminists everywhere, it's not cool to do the same to men.

see, i kind of like the frump. he’s got comfortable tennis shoes on. he’s got other things on his mind.

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