He also did some pretty fantastic work in that one Doctor Who two-parter at the pre-WWI boarding school, a.k.a. the one where Harry Lloyd was goddamn terrifying.

Hah! I’m pretty sure this exact situation is how I would know I’ve finally made it in life.

Ever have someone order Zin and then be shocked when you bring them red wine?

This could get really awkward when they pass the collection plate on Sunday morning.

What a bunch of jerks-offs!

I wish every church in the country received semen in lieu of donations.

The world needs more Rachel Dratch.

“I’m more into stealing from black musicians from the 30’s”

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve peed in a horse stall I’d be a rich lady.

Just imagine that she toasted the bread with the butter first. I mean that should help a little until you find new friends.

So I am beginning to awaken from the denial that I can’t just rely on Jezebel for news and such. :( I need to branch out and spread my journalistic-interest-wings. What other blogs and websites do you guys use to stay updated?

I was having a fantastic Saturday, until a friend stopped by earlier. She asked if she could make herself a sandwich for lunch. Sure, no problem. We eat each other’s food all the time. After a few minutes, I went into the kitchen to grab myself something, too. She was making a peanut butter and butter sandwich. No…

Useless movie nerd fact: Ripley from the Alien franchise was originally written as a man. Now she's one of cinemas greatest asskickers.

Yes they are. That theory about withelding meat from women is bollocks.

Yeah, and giraffes are tall because they have to stretch for the food on high branches.

This short guy can get it any time, anywhere, IMO.

That’s an extremely interesting theory (and I would love to see that documentary), but aren’t the females of very many (though of course, not all) mammal species naturally a bit smaller than the males? I mean, it could also just be how we tend to be built, as a species. Still, very interesting to think about.

Sure, then when they arrive at their next relationship and take that out on a whole new woman who didn’t find them unattractive at all, they perpetuate their own disappointment. Rejection is hard for everyone but bitterness is universally unattractive.

You don’t need to feed your Jesus statue. He’s already..

The fact that this woman apparently gets off to descriptions of cancer and STIs is way more than I need to know about her weird kinks.