No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

“It’s like a Tibetan Sky Ritual, but on acid...where’s Mike?”

I like exposing hypocrites, like Duggar, who are trying to influence national policy with their lies. I’m down with that.

‪”I feel like that is the untold story of this data leak—how many people just aren’t getting a sexual connection they want. And rather than talk about how people could solve this problem, everyone is just moralizing.”

I think there’s a typo? I’m only counting 20 years between 1995 and now.

Why would anyone with a PhD have student loans? Real question. You mean, from college?

I’m from Santa Cruz! I live in Oakland now. Your dad’s impression is, like, 80% accurate for people who lived there 40 years ago ;)

Anything would have been better, really.

I still contend “Fear the Walking Dead” is one of the worst titles for a TV show possible. As if loving a zombie-themed show isn’t embarrassing enough.

Embarrassing but God they sound like they adore you.

Hate to break it to you but that’s 100% your own problem bud

After he said the bit about those guys having no idea about gun safety, the sheriff said this:

Anyone who has actually spent time around horses knows this. Not trying to diminish Briard’s work, since I’m sure her insights extend beyond this, but it’s painfully obvious that horses are bitchy, clichy creatures if you watch them for about five minutes. My 4H friends always used the term “mare-ish” as a stand-in…

As long as he can look dumbfounded and shrug, he’ll do fine.

I hope the world is willing to give him a few months to find his footing.

I’m going to preface this by saying, that I believe in vaccination. In fact I just recently got some booster shots. I also believe in climate change. And I don’t follow the food babe. But the Gawker “expert” is actually really problematic.

The other day, I saw her book in a bookstore and moved it back to the fiction section.

Where’s the Starbucks?? Time to get me some of that real pumpkin stuff.

I hate hacks. Part of the reason is the smugness and the other part is it doesn’t seem to make things easier.