having a vagina/not having a vagina IN NO WAY correlates to how funny one finds poop.

Yes, we get it. You’re super thrifty and really smart and definitely not dumb and have a lot of terrible friends that wake you up at night.

Right? The in-house Taco Bell meth lab upset NO ONE.

That one is absolutely the best, due to their excellent usage of a brightly-colored highlight for the offending passage, AND for their employment of Comic Sans as default email font.

Well, what did she expect at the INTERNATIONAL House of Pancakes?

Ever notice that the people yelling at others to speak English never have that great a grasp on it themselves?

THANK YOU

I don’t know why, but the condescention of this comment just makes me barf.

And you know what, Kelly? Scrubbing toilets is a lot more honest job than sitting on TV making fun of other rich people’s clothes.

Right? This article depresses me as much as people who would tell a woman to cover her arms because they jiggle.

Feminism is kaput if you have to write think pieces about what you can and can’t wear. Wear almost whatever you want. You can control yourself and that is about it.

I couldn’t give a flying f*ck about what other people (anyone!) might think of my arms. If it’s hot out, and I’ll be more comfortable with no sleeves, there will be no sleeves. No. Sleeves.

If I can show my ample shoulder and back hair, you can show your arms.

Anti-vaxxer bullshit knows no party lines.

There’s this theory than the far left and the far right essentially end up colliding together in a vat of wtfery.

Also, with our propensity for “dangling chads” the whole state wouldn’t come loose anyhow.

What kind of fucked-up bullshit did I just read? 1) running from vaccinations! 2) homeschooling! 3) Exerting parental control to teach your child only about the confederacy?

Once at the store, I saw this old guy with nothing in his cart but a huge steak, two fifths of vodka, and a pound of butter. #lifegoals

I wish he had condoms too. At one of my several grocery store jobs I had a guy buy 2 bottles of mustard (dijon and yellow) along with a box of condoms. I had so many questions, but I was only 16 and didn’t ask.

If you, like many Americans, enjoy a fine Kraft cheese with your apple pie