It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead!

Hold up - Jon Snow AND Jaqen H’ghar on the same flight?! Stewardess, please fix me a sandwich!

Pff, I hate it when a series doesn't have the guts to kill off characters.

None of these are real problems.

You know, I’m somewhat of an ursine specialist and I can tell you that bears developed the ability to sit on chairs in 1856. *FACT*

“I work with my hands all day and I’m lucky if I have any nails at all this week.”

I am making a moue of horror at any world in which Domino’s pizza is the best.

I feel like this could be taken as shots fired in a glorious pizza chain war that could carry on for months, if not years. You deliver a pizza to our pizza joint, so we send our employees undercover to pose as asshole customers and make ridiculous demands. They spike our water supply, so we burn down their city hall.

No, the solution is stop panicking over imaginary risks and punishing people who have common sense because everyone is afraid of the boogeyman.

I guess I don’t agree that it was a bad decision. She was trying to provide for her family. She could see her children, and besides seeing mommy arrested, no harm was done to them. She got the job, something I highly dought would have happened if they were sitting in on the interview. This shouldn’t have to happen.…

It might not be splitting hairs in the sense that 90’ is triple the original distance of 30’, but it is splitting hairs in light of the actual reality of caretaking- if anything happens, Mama’s gonna cover that ninety feet in about five seconds. If someone tried to run off with the kids, it wouldn’t exactly require…

That’s so funny! My cousin’s husband’s brother just made $5,000 in one hour working from home for Google!

I WATCH, I REWIND, I WATCH AGAIN!

OH WHAT A GIF, WHAT A LOVELY GIF!

Oh dear, now using the rubber spatula is fine! There is no better implement for scraping every last bit of awesomeness out of the bowl and then delivering it straight to the mouth. ;-) It even works better than using your fingers.

“EAT YOUR SHAME CREATIONS IN SOLITUDE LIKE THE REST OF US, FREAK!”*

Sometimes it’s okay for something to just be ridiculous.

Hi, I’m Bev.