Nope. Full of enteric bacterium.

Sure, women have been giving birth without medical intervention for centuries. And wow, it’s like modern medical technologies have had no impact on maternal death rates and infant mortality rates! It’s like nothing has changed at all!

Women and babies dying of natural childbirth at astonishing rates is also natural.

There’s no way that it would take more time to have him point at a line of text on a menu than to get two managers involved to eventually decide on and approve the plan Josh came up with.

I’d rather watch a reality show about the production crew working on an insane reality show.

It’s not that crazy that the royal family would participate in a TV show.

Oh, it's not just me! Jimmy Fallon needs to go!

So basically NO ONE READS THE BOOKS???

Okay, did sad face guy put in a ): or did he actually write sad face as its own little clause. This is important because I want to know how much I should hate him - a lot, or a LOT

I don’t have babies anymore; my son is 22 and my daughter is 11. Both have Instagram accounts of their own, to which my 11 year old daughter has friended me, and my 22 year old son has not. I get it, but we are friends on FB, so my job is to help him be mindful of what he posts to keep it from biting him in the ass…

I will take your baby pics over your multi-level marketing bullshit Facebook posts ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

Anyways, I don't really give a shit what Random Internet Friend says. My 82 year old grandmother wants pics, and she kind of takes priority. Unfollow.

Yah and it makes them shut up about sports for at least ten seconds, so I’m in favor automatically, despite my extremely limited interest in babies.

Also what the fuck do you think social media is for?

People who get irrationally upset over baby photos freak me out. It is the MOST INNOCUOUS SHIT EVER. No weirder than anything else friends post.

I could be wrong but I don’t think they’re telling you these things because they think you don’t know, I think they’re just adding additional info.

Not enough malk with Vitamin R:

“Better a hundred innocents suffer than one freeloader get a free lunch.”

I like most of her sketches, she and Inside Amy Schumer are brilliant, but I don’t like this one. It’s all stereotypes of the overly-emotional, jealous, controlling girlfriend thing. I don’t think I know (but I could be wrong, I don’t know everyone’s private lives) any women who actually behave like that in…