The gender stereotypes in this are right out of Everybody Loves Raymond. Not one of her better skits.

I’ve enjoyed the sketches of hers I’ve watched previously, but I found this one disappointing. It was basically just “bitches be crazy” as far as I can tell.

Why is everyone on Amy Schumer so hard? She makes the same tired, old, racist jokes everyone of her male counterparts makes. Like enough, she isn’t that funny. What she gets a pass for all of her shit because she has barely funny, pandering skits?

Do...do you seriously think that makes Florida sound normal?

It’s time for these settlements to come out of the cops’ pension funds. Watch how fast the “good cops” police their own.

These people were ticking time bombs. If not Taco Bell, it would have been Arby’s or a Waffle House.

I think it’s all too common. I really don’t know how women got the bad rap for being crazy during break ups... It seems pretty evenly divided along gender lines.

I don't even own A gun. Let alone many which would necessitate an entire rack!

When my ex-BF got engaged his fiancee forbid him from ever speaking to me again. Except to tell me that he couldn’t speak to me any more. um, ok. Remarkably, I live to tell the tale.

I don’t understand being hung up on someone for years after you break up. How do people even have the mental energy for this? My crushes and breakup tears pass before like half a year is up.

Puh-lease. When my ex got married I only briefly turned my mind to that poor, poor girl and her impending sexual dissatisfaction. Then I went back to being awesome.

HE RUINED YOUR OWN NAME. THAT MONSTER.

I don’t know about him, but I totally flipped when my ex got engaged to a mutual friend of ours. I went to a bar and ended up drinking with red neck comedian Ron White that night.

No. You aren’t dating them anymore, they aren’t family, and it’s none of their business. Why would you?

Hiii Oakland!

Oh my god I can’t stop laughing at this comment

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

“And if you pause here, you can actually see his heart break.”

My mom has COPD as well as being allergic to cats. Her pulmonologist told her straight up to get rid of her cats. She stared him down and said that her cats were like family and that she had no intention of evicting them. So the cats have a good time playing with her oxygen cabling and sleeping on the concentrator. My…

You go and give that woman a kiss for Auntie Suffers, you hear?