No, you didn’t. Because it is and always has been a racist urban legend. Seriously just spend ten seconds on google before you repeat racist urban legends then double down on them.

No, you haven’t. Because that’s a racist urban legend.

plus self righteous moms who just know how to raise their children right, and according to them if your kid has ever been picky as 3 year olds occasionally are, you’re just a pushover who has no business raising spoiled brats. or something.

Seems a leeeeetle over the top. It’s an award she won for hard work, there’s nothing wrong with owning or even displaying it. If she’s *worshipping* it, or any other object around the house, the problem is not in the object. I don’t think the way to teach that lesson is to sanitize your environment of false idols.

SHITTY TIPPING IS NOT A SYMPTOM OF MENTAL ILLNESS.

One year from now Matt Heflin remains dumb, uneducated, and unemployed. Support from family and friends has run out. Rent is due, the fridge is empty. Facing homelessness and starvation, Heflin’s last option is to join the military he so hated. The recruiter laughs when he steps through the door.

Do you shower with smelly bits of food raining down on your body? Because that’s what a hand shower in the kitchen sink is like.

No. If anything, there’s a number of studies on landfills that show paper is far worse than even plastic bags.

I’m pretty sure melamine is the stuff they use to make cheap plates and white boards. I think you mean melanin.

oh thank god we have a man here to explain how going out into public works, please calm down everyone this guy’s got it all figured out for us

Okay. Love to hear the stats or some examples of women coming on to strange men in public and then attacking them when they refuse their advances. Go ahead....I’m waiting....

Pro tip- if your takeaway from this awful story is to make it all about your own personal hurt dudefeels...you might not actually be as “nice” as you think you are.

I thought he was 50 times hotter than that wuss Andrew McCarthy. He sucked. Team James Spader and his pastel linen school blazer.

When I get my time machine running, I’m coming for you, 1985 James Spader.

Steps to Becoming a Douche Bag

Precisely.

I call bullshit on this. Like all things, if your hygiene is poor without a beard, it will be poor with a beard. There is no reason ANY man’s beard should contain fecal matter. NONE. Even if you go down on someone and they’re not having the freshest of days, you STILL wash your beard, you nasty fucker. If you change a…

I like the way they think.

wut.