Miller himself has also been an open proponent of GMOs.

“reins” in paragraph 1.

‘FEEL THE SEED OF [MUSICIAN’S LAST NAME]!’.

“Freemasons are running the country!”

When my wife was bald and in chemo, I'd have given anything to have to deal with random hair around the house. When she first started chemo, it fell out in giant clumps, leaving a halo of her naturally blonde hair on her pillow and wherever she sat. Eventually, she asked me to shave her head and that was when it all…

I think what their teenage daughters definitely need is for a huge round of publicity and their photos released. Who wants to be anonymous when you can be famous for being conceived through the sexual abuse of your father when he was a child?!

That’s cute. I thought I knew everything at the wee age of 17 too. Also thought that dating older guys was ~cool~

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

There are lots of these little niche employment companies, all claiming to cater to very specific audiences and all doing nothing special except partnering with a few start-ups or small companies to showcase their boring, run of the mill jobs. They all have about 100 positions or so to look through for five or six…

I’m not sure I see the problem. She admits that she was a jerk. She apologized, and seems to be doing something to actively help the situation. Even if her motives came from her own self interest I’m not sure that matters. People aren’t static and they change all of the time. This seems to be a change for the better.

I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU DID WITH YOUR WEEKEND. I DO NOT CARE WHAT SHOWS YOU WATCH. LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME EARN MY MONEY.

The kinjabots are paying for sponsored content now? ;-)

For a glorious moment, I thought that one of those “work from home” spammers had somehow made the main page.

Are we sure it isn’t something like this:

Any story that involves MRSA is automatically nightmare fodder.

I agree with your comment but let's take it one step further.— If someone is working, WORKING like honest people do, then why does it matter if they are middle school drop outs or have the highest degree of education? We should be content with the fact that they are gainfully employed, being responsible and hard…

I think the Pickle-Tip guy was a malfunctioning outer space robot from Mars. See, he heard, "Don't take any wooden nickles," and then glitched it into "don't take any wooden pickles," and then misinterpreted that to mean "The earth-humans demand gifts of pickles plaaced upon the wooden table. I have pleases Emperor…

I had no real appreciation for mexican food when I lihved tere. My favorite use for flour tortillas was to use them to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. My favorite mexican restaurant was right next to Best Products - and we called it Casa Best Products. It had a fountain in the middle, tons of fake plants, and…

I remember making flour tortillas in class! :)

Plus, there’s an Ikea.