Someone is posting mutilated cat pictures again everyone.

I nearly got kicked out of the Harvard Art Museum because my dad has zero impulse control and kept trying to touch things. It was so bad he was getting followed by the guards in each room and getting more and more angry about it. My 4 yo listens better than he does. Mortifying.

It’s a troll.

Oh my. It sounds awful!

Thank you!

I met my husband 8 years ago through online dating. I met him through the Onion personals after years of dating terrible men whom I met through friends.

I love moose so much! One of my students is off in moose country for the next two weeks and I told her to take a picture of one for me as I’ve never seen one in the wild. And then you posted this!

IKEA elderflower drink. I am pregnant and I miss drinking beers and so I’ve been experimenting with non-alcoholic things. It’s been...unsatisfying.

He was probably hoping that someone would bring him a cake with a file baked into it.

You still can. I bet Pinterest can help you out there.

Crabcatchers.

He was on an episode of Poirot.

I’m thinking of the future when the person who thought this was a good idea is crying into a beer or talking to a therapist saying, “I can’t believe I thought a poo-themed cafe was a place people would want to go to. Why didn’t anyone stop me?”

Oh ffs. Why?!

Yep. I’m the charming receptionist who has juicy conversations over the phone that the inmates listen in on. I’m also in charge of making sure the bucket of water for dumping on the drunks in the morning is full and laying out a giant spread of donuts and coffee every morning for the sheriff.

Thank you!

Chasing barn swallows. He’s sitting on a hay net on the other side.

True!

Just frustrated that barn swallows in the roof are still so, so far away despite his climbing that high.