I’d like to give you as good an answer as that, but he’s actually just sitting on a hay net inside a horse stall, trying to get to barn swallows.

I do not know if mine counts because I did not actually go on the date. I was stood up by a guy because before coming to pick me up, he got arrested for shop-lifting a toaster oven at K-Mart using the self-checkout machines.

An Ernest movie is a dealbreaker.

Me too. I want to sneak him home but it would be frowned upon.

Look it up.

The new kitten at work:

These things look like horrible bloody grubs.

They do, excepting most domesticated varieties. Like grapes. And oranges.

Bananas are fruit. The tree may be considered a herb but bananas are definitely the fruit of a banana tree and, from a botanical perspective, a berry.

I have tried on a few and I look like I’m playing dress-up in them.

No. I’ve yet to see any evidence to the contrary.

Yeah. At this point in their childhood it is likely >cheaper< to have someone stay at home than both parents working.

Nice, but it does make a difference where you live. Where we are, $47K per year would not work for a family of nearly 4.

She was not asking him hard questions at all and he just couldn’t answer any of them. I mean they were high school sophomore civics and government class exam questions.

They are soft, strong and thoroughly absorbant.

It’s pathetic but you’re right.

I love the rose soap!

When I was able to go to shows (pre-small child), I used to go by myself quite often. Sometimes it’s really nice not to have to worry about anybody else - like if you’re tired or it sucks you can leave or if it’s awesome you can stay to the end. You don’t have to think about other people, you can just enjoy the show.…

I love it too.