Mine was fairly run of the mill, high school boyfriend, et cetera. My first college boyfriend, however, had never orgasmed through intercourse before me. His only experience prior involved him filling a condom with urine because he had never masturbated and thought he was coming when he was, in fact, urinating.

Ugh. This is unsurprising yet still disappointing.

What? What are you talking about? Maple syrup is made out of tree sap. I have made it. There is no adding caramel coloring involved. None. Just lots and lots of boiling.

I feel like the trainer should be getting sued as well, considering that Zooey Deschanel is an amateur and was working under the guidance of a trainer and the trainer probably would have had care, custody and control of the horse. But the trainer probably doesn't have anywhere near the money that Deschanel has, so…

This is very similar to the plot of an episode of the Young Ones.

I agree with you. I have fb friends who post about how amazing (that word specifically) they feel when they have their juice. I always think: Starve yourself, then ingest a whole lot of sugar in the form of juice. You'll feel pretty euphoric, for sure. Your body is saying, "YES PLEASE FOOD FOOD FEELS GREAT.

I know what you're thinking: Wow, do I even want to make parent friends!? Aren't my old regular friends good enough? The answer is: yes you do and no they are not. Try as your old friends might to adjust to you plus baby, they can and should only have to adjust so much.

Did I miss that awful gif of Ramsay Snow and the sausage or has it really not been posted in relation to this article yet?

One of the things I've learned over the years, even as a straight man, is enormous penis owners are happy and eager to show off their wangs to anybody and everybody.

But is it imported?

Chip butties are different from Primanti Brothers. For starters, chip butties don't necessarily come with the most revolting fries imaginable.

Here, here on Primanti Brothers. My toddler wouldn't touch their fries and french fries are one of the 5 things that she willingly eats. Also, I felt really ill after I ate my sandwich and had to take a nap before I felt better.

Don't risk it. I've never eaten at this Mad Mex place, but I am a Bay Area transplant living on the East Coast and I've just given up. I make my own Mexican food when I'm just suffering. It's not the same as just picking up a delicious, delicious burrito, but it's better than any of the offerings out here.

They are authentic SF Mission food though.

Here's mine.

I have been confused by all this hatred toward Hemingway. I've only ever enjoyed what he has written.

This is a truth.

You could use it to refer to an item of luggage that has two compartments.

I came over at around 1am after a night drinking with my friends. I crawled into his bed, we snuggled, he said, "Oh what the hell. Will you marry me?"