Veganaise = bread lotion.

My brother used motion detection video software to catch the security guard using my brother's computer to download porn, jerk-off to it and then wipe his hands off on my brother's desk chair. It had been going on for weeks, apparently.

I should add my mother's first penis story. Hers was on the tube in 1960s London. She had just moved there. She was sitting across from a grinning man reading the newspaper who made eye contact, smiled a bit harder, lifted the paper and exposed a huge, erect penis. He lowered the paper again, my mother fled the…

First penis I ever saw: Aged 9, Telegraph Avenue, Berkeley. Hippie with ripped up jeans with tears just below the buttocks. Penis and testicles had fallen out and were lying comfortably, baking, on the hot, August sidewalk.

My husband watched someone do that on a bus in LA. I'd've just barfed on the floor. Imagine having to dig your keys out.

I had this experience!Semi-monthly frantic emails about a very earnest need to talk only to find out it was another "I don't understand why you don't also believe fate brought us together, why haven't you broken up with your boyfriend for me yet??!" It ended badly with him nearly date-raping me.

My father was taken aside and told he shouldn't deny his heritage by pretending he didn't speak Spanish. He is an Arab.

Well, not in the book it's based on.

Also an atheist with no belief invite the afterlife. I periodically have dreams about a friend who died when we were both 18. They were fairly frequent in college (which she was incredibly excited to go to but never made it) but have tapered off. Always lots of questions about life and school and horses (we were…

Oh me too!

We do this for my mother because she is really weird about tipping. She left a $7 tip for a $75 meal the last time she visited and my husband stuck a $10 in when she went to the bathroom. I have tried explaining to her in the past why it is shitty to leave so little, but it never seems to get through to her. This way,…

Yeah. My first year of marriage was really nice. And the subsequent 5 have been as well.

"How do I act so well? Well, what I do, is pretend to be the person I am portraying in the film or play."

You make good points! Thank you. It's helpful.

You make a good point. I guess I shouldn't rule it out completely. I think I'm trying to find _something_ that's settled because I have so many "what-ifs" flying around at the moment for a number of reasons. We moved to a new city recently after my husband finished grad school and got a grown-up person's job. I am…

I feel like it could work out for us too.My husband wants another one and I am on the fence. I loved having a brother and I worry about my daughter having the responsibility of us when we're older without a sibling or even cousins (neither my brother nor my husband's sister are likely to have any children). That…

I'm really just talking about paying for two daycare spots as opposed to one. The other stuff doesn't worry me as much and we really don't spend very much as it is and never have (I had clothes, a cot and a carrier for my daughter when she was born and that's it). I just don't really want to stay at home anymore and I…

It looks interesting! I like Christopher Eccleston.

The theme song makes me swoon a little.

I meant I was having leftovers for dinner. But now I'm intrigued!