Honestly, I’m more shocked by the atrocious spelling and grammar than by the actual content of the tweets. That they are dangerously aggressive loose canons comes as less of a surprise.

“People reports the Oscar-nominated star of movies like The Hurt Locker and National Lampoon’s Senior Trip”

DEAR GOD, HOW COULD I?!?

Starred for Moonstruck Olympia. <3<3<3

I loved that they added he wouldn't have to pay marital support bc of a prenup. At $13,000 a month in child support I'd sure as hell hope she doesn't needn't other support.

Extra star for Moonlighting.

I can’t forget this one. My wish was fulfilled that year.

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You neglected to mention how he secretly installed Windows Vista into everyones computer. Method as fuck

everything this! I go back and forth with the MPPD, I sure needed them when i was followed to my car by 8 guys i asked politely not to piss on my house steps the other night though:) The even showed up in less than a half hour which is a record i think.

A lot of rural hospitals look like that.

It’s a very rural area. I lived in Tallahassee for college and reading this I’m surprised to hear that there’s even a hospital in Blounstown.

Good heavens no, Lindy wouldnt have been so open about the flaws here. Most of the stuff she wrote was binary, black/white views

I guess the problem people have here is the lack of internal logic to it all. Like, there has been such a long history of Jezebel authors being indignantly outraged because so-and-so made a comment about some woman’s body, and so there has been a huge culture against “body shaming” here... doubly so if has to do with…

Can I please get out of the greys? I comment occasionally on Jez, and it’s frustrating to always be stuck in here :c

Jia, this was thoughtful and wonderful. A fitting end to a weird year.

My cousin was on House Hunters this season (you guys probably all hated her, she bought a really nice condo in Chicago).While I know the formula I dont’ think it ruined it for me at all! I still like seeing the housing options and what they like and don’t like about them. I still like tweeting about how god-awful the…

Because saying,

This thread needs more Loki.

It’s Ian Smolderholder.