Yes!! Double mastectomy with reconstruction right here! I got the solid silicone ones that they call “gummies”. They’re nice and squishy (like a - fresh - gummy bear, natch), and if they rupture, they won’t leak. Although, they would replace them just so no scar tissue builds up in the ruptured area.
goddamnit how do people meet celebrities! and then convince the celebrity to have sex with them! how does one find harry styles and make him fall in love with oneself and one’s vagina!
My mom totally handed me off to a stranger on a plane once. I’d been screaming my head off, she was at her wits’ end, and a kindly old lady asked if she could try to calm me down. She still gets teary talking about how relieved she was.
LOL!! So many stars
Poor Kelly Welly, Mark-less again
Today we give thanks for a Mark Shrayber Dirtbag.
say it aint so i bet a weekly column from him would be full tilt bonkers we would love it so much
I feel like he’s Colin Farrell-ing us and right now all we get is drunk Renner. Someday we’ll get self aware Renner back.
THEY ARE OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE MOVIES.
It’s okay you just need to....
LeVar Burton, Ken Jennings.
Say hello to your new spokesperson: “We dress like students, we dress like housewives, or in a suit and a tie. I’ve changed my hair color, so many times now, I don’t know what I look like. Hi I’m David Byrne for Clairol.”
That was actually something I thought about yesterday a lot. They released the police scanner traffic audio about part way through the day, and I listened to it because it calms me. For some reason, listening to highly trained people remaining calm and performing their jobs in the midst of a horrible and chaotic…
I have often thought about the trauma that 911 operators deal with, especially in the wake of discussions of survivors of September 11th. What those dispatchers must have had to listen to... So much love and respect for them.
I think the truth is that a lot of crimes are investigated and the victims are treated with dignity and respect and we never hear about them. This is news because of catching a serial killer. An ‘ordinary’ rapist would not make the news. I am not denying there are terrible cases of victims being treated like dirt by…
“ The second item not reported accurately was the time the most recent incident occurred, 2AM. We have associates who have to make snap decisions on our third shifts to provide for their own safety and the safety of our customers.”
I like Ulta much better than Sephora.