...and by Flip Wilson after that.

Tom is my current bf when he’s doing Shakespeare. He could be a serial killer and then shoot out a sonnet or 2 and I’d be like “Wellll-l-l-....just try not kill any more people?”

I believe that it was actually Mary Pickford that founded UA along with Charlie Chaplin, Douglas Fairbanks, and DW Griffith.

I work for a rich, white city west of Minneapolis and when I’m imitating a particular type of obnoxious citizen i have to deal with, I automatically default to Gloria.

God- when she would put on the fat suit and eat the stick of butter in front of her dad..I laugh out loud still thinking about it!

What she did was tasteless, but everyone needs to quit clutching their pearls, like, yesterday.

I met a friend of a friend at a party years ago who met Gwyneth at a PR event and lightly complemented her and simply got the “Eyeball head-to-toe, roll your eyes, and do the snotty half-smile routine before turning your back” routine.

Every time I see that damn photo of her gazing at him in that adoring, simpering manner it makes me want to punch kittens.

“Forget Paris” is such an underrated movie. The scene with the pigeons on the glue trap? I crack up thinking about it.

I would star this a thousand times if I could.

Poor Tom. The only way he is gonna get that woman out of his press is to murder someone. Although, they will find a way to mix her into it, I am sure.

I was waiting for this ALL DAY LONG, and I was not disappointed.

My favorite by far. No matter how many times I watch it, it just stays consistently terrific.

William and Kate are actually getting dragged on for shirking their royal duties and engagements. It seems Celebitchy has a writer or 2 doing full-time rants about how they are lazy and don’t want to work.

My interest in the monarchy is pretty minimal, but as a fan of pomp, circumstance and being prepared for things wayyyy ahead of time, this article was fascinating.

I used to subscribe to Entertainment Weekly, and once in a while they would feature an a show’s entire episode guide and synopsis. I read the entire Buffy issue..THEN I started watching it on FX.

I LOVE The Lake House!!!!!

My husband met him years ago at a festival and could only describe him as “charming and wonderful” - and he wasn’t even a fan.

I KNOW WHAT IS BUGGING ME NOW! I just cannot edit my original post.