I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

I’m in a boring part of St. Paul, alas.

Is it in the city of Every Day I Need Attention?

OH MY GOD MY BRAIN IS IN PIECES RN.

And her best friend, Muriel Puce.

Speaking of recycling, the famous tennis club scene in Trading Places is taken from Joanna Barnes’ story in Auntie Mame.

Can we add “accepting an offer to play football for Minnesota” to the list of the pitfalls of college athletics?

He died as Norm MacDonald?

Just a country boy that combed his hair
And put on a shirt his mother made and went on the air
And he shook it like a chorus girl
And he shook it like a Harlem Queen
He shook it like a midnight rambler, baby
Like you never seen, like you never seen, never seen

listening to Paul Allen makes people stupid.

Hell is a Redstone in the western suburbs, where you are endlessly tortured by drunken cougars and sad stepdads for eternity.

Goddamit, now I have to wait four hours for my boner to subside.

I hope Waititi gets to make a lot more movies in a bunch of genres because I will watch them all

I need to re-read all those books. The stories about how Amy would torture their dad with her fat suits and fake black-eyes, I’ve never laughed so hard. And their brother Rooster! LMAO

instead of leaving you should have gone around the building and came back in

It could be argued that Lafayette was ever the only genuinely likeable character on TB, entirely because of Mr. Ellis’ immense talent and effortless charm.

Hawkeye had the best Avengers line ever.

I keep swearing I’m going to stop watching the Winchesters because the writing and plots are fucking brutally bad for the vast majority of seasons now.

I find this anecdote to be very plausible.