fuck everything.
fuck everything.
D'Onofriosauraus?
I'm gonna be THAT person—
so like a hostile Brigadoon?
Word. I'm dragging my husband to see it with me (on Friday the 13th) because, as I told him, "I don't care how bad it is. It is a movie starring an actor I find insanely attractive that is literally about fucking." After I promised I'd see Mad Max with him in return (and reminded him that there is a 99% chance we're…
Only two weeks until I get to see this piece of garbage movie and I can hardly wait.
Well I know where I will be hunkering down for the zombie apocalypse. Just blow the tunnel and wait for society to start over again.
That story about the burlesque girls is great!
I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.
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Well THAT escalated quickly.
Palmolive softens hands while you sleep 18-22 hours per day.
I don't believe Guillermo Del Toro is working on anything until I see it on the screen.
I can't understand people like that.... "Oh, my bad. I assumed you were a person who enjoyed things. I can see now you hate laughter, are confused by cleverness, & generally afraid of words. I apologize for exposing you to radness. Now please get out of my house"
Really, anything by Christopher Moore, but this is always my leadoff hitter...
Neville Longbottom
He want his boid.
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