I'm sure he's voted republican at least once or looked a woman lustfully and all of Jez can go back to hating him.

Actually, the most recent Red Cross guidelines say that you don't need rescue breaths. Just chest compressions. I am not aware of their guidelines on squirrels.

Meh. Just walk it off you fucking baby

I hope there's one "Norm Green Sucks".

I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE! #TEAM CAKE

I say we take things into our own hands.

Mark promised me a Hiddles fest, dammit.

Bette Davis scares the crap out of me.

Now I really want to meet Prince William so I can ask "Ohmygod, what was Tom Hiddleston like?"

I almost used wood twice in the headline.

And...cue all the white feminists coming in to tell us that Beyonce is not a feminist.

Good luck!

Might it be more humane to euthanize the poor thing? A friend of mine has the same problem with an anxiety ridden dog. He barks constantly, will bite anyone other than his owners, and he's never really happy. He is a bit older and my buddy is starting to think that letting him live this way is cruel. Thoughts?

We had a dog like that. He was from a group rescued from a puppy mill. We tried drugs, training, everything we could think of. He was only happy if we (his human parents) were in the room with the drapes closed and the TV off. He was afraid of everything.

Today on gizmodo: Humans fucked up everything.

I'm actually surprised by the whole thing, because even though she doesn't always seem to be the brightest bulb, Beyonce usually has pretty standard good manners. She's a please and thank you and I'm sorry person in the most ordinary of circumstances. I've encountered her twice in settings where most celebs are…

But who is she? And why does she think she is important?

Palmer has finally managed to surpass both cancer and sharks on the list of things that terrify me. I'm completely convinced that simply being in the same room with her probably gives you advanced syphilis and a desire to cover yourself in feces.

I have to correct myself on that frequently, though when I thought Honey Bunny was married to Neil Gaiman, I was in heaven.

I knew Palmer through acquaintances in 1995 when she was working on the Cloud-Zero mailing list. She's only a year older than me, and I'm not sure how she hitched her wagon to someone like Gaiman. Anyway, I take issue with Palmer's video and message. I could only watch the first minute or so, but Miley Cyrus is not…