None of these people (including my former lust bunny, Tom) are half as interesting at Betty, Veronica and Archie.

If someone had told me a year ago that Tom Hiddleston would be in the center of all this nonsense - I would have smacked them across the face with my Hollow Crown Trilogy.

On the contrary- I feel honored to associate with someone who knows this.

Secretly hoping she can blame the whole “I’m a concerned mommy and I don’t understand the internets or why that scary black man with the terrorist sounding middle name got elected” bullshit schtick that she used for so many years on him too.

Seven Stages of Grief:

In the words of my nephew :

I totally believe this. My hair is getting thinner, and my part is widening, but I chalked it up to genes and peri-menopause (which it very well could be), but I was also using a lot of dry shampoo.

I fully support this endeavor .

Pregnant. I’m calling it right now.

Definately Aidan- the main reason I bought Practical Magic.

#TeamLucifer

That’s what I’m talking about!

Leaning towards Aidan and Tom Hardy right now. I need the Anti-Hiddles.

I cannot handle the HiddlesSwift drama anymore!!

Soul mate. Bobble Loki is now in a drawer.

Speaking as a police dispatcher- THANK YOU FOR KEEPING YOUR LANDLINE!!

Same here- my past dozen comments have been about this whole sideshow.

It is just the storm of angst and emotion that these kids (and adults, I’m sure) are pouring out in every post. It is mesmerizing.

I saw comments on Instagram re: HiddlesSwift and it pretty much cemented how much I love some of these kids in the fandom.

I’m kind of blaming his infamous publicist Luke for all this mess. Either Luke moved things along in a Bond ploy, or else he did not advise how desperate this all seems.