This link has some good ones...or else just google "Tom Hiddleston cannes.." and it will autofill to "tight pants" http://www.celebitchy.com/300311/tom_hid…

Ah Stillwater, just keep being your horrid, sanctimonious, oblivious selves.

I think for me, any Cannes pictures are going to be a let down after the Hiddleston Pants Affair of 2013.

If the Kimye plane crashes with a ton of celebrities on board, this thing will offically turn into a Jackie Collins novel.

Some night when I am in a drunken storytelling mood, y'all can gather around the campfire and Auntie Kelly will launch in a fucking 2 hour long tirade about those white freaking tights that Sherrie is wearing in that video. It killed me back in 84 and re-watching this video brought is all back.

Dear World,

I need this. I am at work until 5 am. I wish I could post some. Keep me awake and sexually frustrated , kids!!

I feel for bad him sometimes, too. The I remember he went to Eton with TomFuckingHiddleston and he probs has no idea how lucky he was to brush elbows with true greatness.

Jeremy Renner's hair from Hustle did not get a nomination, so I declared travesty and quit paying attention. Best thing about that film...by a mile.

Agree until you are on the line with 911 with an actual..ya know..EMERGENCY, and the dispatcher has to put you on hold so they can answer another 911 and they are fucking bitching about waffles.

1975? This is the perfect chance to Hiddleston to let that awesome Gene Wilder 'fro of his to go all out.

I am going on Feb., and am dragging husband with. Actual conversation: HIM: "Why are you making me go to this? It is quite possibly my least favorite play ever.." ME: "Because I guarantee that when we get home, you are going to get laid like a ten thousand dollar Persian rug.." Truth.

Damn fucking straight! Nick Fury requested me especially.

I have always, always owned the fact that I would totally do any Avenger at any time for any reason, but I would do Mark THE MOST.

Not gonna lie. I have seriously wondered that myself.

I agree with this 100 %. I was all about Barbie, but she was never an "ideal" for me. I never looked at her like that because she was, ya know, A DOLL. I got to brush her hair and she had sparkly clothes, and that was it. Sometimes I don't think we give younger girls enough credit for discerning playtime versus…

She doesn't bite, and she is devoted to us and happy in her own little contained enviroment. I just keep trying.

I have a Cavalier/Cocker mix and while I love her to bits, she is a little ball of genetic misfortune. A billion health issues, cataracts in one eye before age 7, and completely, utterly mentally ill. Not just quirky crazy like "I am scared of socks" crazy, she is sick. She is anxiety ridden, easily startled…

Agreed- hardest I have laughed in a while.

My 11 yo helpfully pointed out that the IPhone 5C is quite a bit cheaper than the Ipod Touch he has been begging me for. That is all he asked for. No toys, video games or anything. He actually said "It is not that I want it- I NEED it." WTF? I still "needed" Barbie dolls when I was 11.