Every time there's one of these stories (which happens more than you'd think) I always think of the sad story the girl in Gremlins tells about how they thought her Dad abandoned them but really he got stuck in the chimney pretending to be Santa and died there.

chick you ain't santa. stand down.

who are these people that make the rules that allow people like him to escape real punishment? who sits there and thinks that,say, 3 months for rape is a good idea? if it were up to me,sex offenders would never see the light of day ever again.

This is a ridiculous and mean-spirited comparison.

It's pretty good! I mean, it's not groundbreaking in its subject matter or plotting or anything, but it's well-written and beautifully filmed and is worth watching for the performances alone. Ten and Colman (who you should also see in That Mitchell & Webb Look if you haven't already), AND Arthur Darville (Rory) AND…

So it makes sense to compare any public figure to any other public figure? Joe Jonas, why aren't you more like Ghandi? Really?

I'm gonna be honest. 90% of the reason I chose to go to school in Connecticut two years ago, was for moments like this.

I don't know why so many cute animal videos insist on music. I'd rather here the rustling, barking, purring, and the like!

Wow.

This article is mean. Bristol didn't ask for this or claim to be half as important as Malala. More importantly, I have a big problem with the author effectively mocking Bristol under the "trauma-induced amnesia" section. Bristol is describing rape there. Did no one edit this before slapping it up on Jezebel? WTF?

I imagine Malala would not like her book to be used to mock and deride any other young woman for the purpose of entertainment.

It's been a while since I read it, but isn't there some stuff about being hairy and bigger and having to "overcome" that could be placed next to Malala's obstacles (I realize it's not laid on that thick, but it could be taken out of context for this chart)?

If someone offered me a huge advance, I would! Chapter 9: Age 13: The Tragedy of Shopping at JC Penney with Mom

Yeah, I feel the same way. Like, I love Tina Fey, but her book would look pretty stupid in this chart. I don't think Bristol Palin needs to be protected or whatever, but this seems kind of spiteful.

this article just seems kinda mean. I wouldn't want to be compared to Malala either.

In tough times, I ask myself, WWHSD?

Now I have to tell the story of the time I took advantage of being home alone when I was 11 to belt "I Dreamed a Dream" in my bedroom. When I got to the big note, "So different now from what it seeeeeeeeemed!" my cat ran into my room and bit her way up my arm before sinking her teeth into my neck, vampire style, to…

I would watch a reality show about you and Allen.