“Excuse me, these seats are too hard. Would you mind showing us to some more Kampf-ortable seating?”

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

Asked about the current status of his relationship with his girlfriend, Roberts replied, “it’s very touch and go.”

Here’s one more.

Apparently, thinking about baseball didn’t keep the fireworks guy from shooting early.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Why does someone like David Bowie die in their 60s and KFC gobbling fat fuck Donald get 10 more years on him?

When you’re Joe West, every day is Thanksgiving- lots of food, and unsolicited political opinions that make everyone else vaguely uncomfortable.

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

He’s right though, you know. Jesus was totally and completely against tolerance.

Man Who Hit Balls For A Living Doesn’t Want Men To Hit Balls For Fun.

Nashville has shown itself to be a true hockey town filled with real fans, because they booed the living shit out of Bettman last night, as is proper and right.

But would this team have beat the 95-96 Bulls? Obviously not.

This is going to be beautiful. Hopefully its right up there with the OJ chase

Because that’s what you do when you’re ‘Twitter tough’—you whine, pout, and blame others for your overall shittiness because you don’t even have the strength to accept responsibility for yourself.

I wonder if Carrie Coon is going to be up against herself for Fargo and The Leftovers when the Emmys come around. She kicks so much ass in both.

With a goal and a fight last night, Malkin was only a rigging of a US presidential election away from the Vladimir Putin Hat Trick.

This pic looks like the greatest Coke ad EVER.

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.