I’m not sure if this has always been a problem or I’m only noticing it due to the time that’s passed since season 4, but all of the dialogue in this episode just seemed so... unnatural. Like it as written by someone who has never listened to humans speaking to each other before. Everyone on this show has always spoken…

4 episodes left, actually....

My theory: Bill Gates took the thumb drive.

Looks like Trump is a Deus Group member, or at least someone with the same haircut from behind.

Birdman? Gravity? .... Bueller?

four (technically five, but whatever)

Flacco was getting his neck worked on from the sideline in Sunday’s game, and had the announcers wondering if he was going to come out of the game. So this news actually doesn't surprise me at all.

My real problem is desktop, where those settings were removed from Chrome.

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

Tessitore slurping up Bad Bunny’s “halftime show” last year had to be the low point in MNF’s history.

Can we really trust this guy to be an impartial judge to the outcome of a sport now, given what we know about him now?

Do any of the Yankees ever fucking stretch? Seriously. Baserunning is a maximum of 16 seconds of running, and to hurt yourself in that very limited time of exerting yourself makes me wonder about their conditioning.

Can you guys do something about the obnoxious autoplay videos that start once I’ve scrolled past them? It's really bad...

Technically, Strasburg’s record is for pitchers with 4 or more starts. He doesn’t yet qualify for the all-time record (min. 30 IP) which is held by Mariano Rivera (0.70).

Will it work each time a person buys a ticket to a Dolphins game, too?

The finger point was necessary to remind everyone what kind of nucleosis he has. 

Surprised that there was no mention in the article of what Mariano was being feted for at the White House.

Look at the grass after that! I have to imagine there was a lengthy delay?

I didn’t realize the Chief Wahoo debate was so contentious in Cleveland...