“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”

“ A young Kevin James tries Adkins for the first time!”

She does signatures like she does speeches.

I find it surprising that the White House thought it would be necessary to tell us that the embarrassingly puerile “evil losers” burn was Trump’s invention. You don’t say!

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

Who are these people?

He could have brought those cigar cutters on- if he had just kept them in his pockets and stayed in his coffin with the other checked baggage.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

I seriously most earnestly hope this throws everything from here on out. Pence knew. McConnell knew. Ryan knew that this was a flaming corporate cess fire that was heading straight for our actual lives.

Your weekly reminder that Alex Jones is only 43 years old. Seriously, how does someone age so rapidl... oh wait, yes, I see it now.

I was at a football game where a man got really drunk and started assaulting the women seated next to him. They were not his friends or relatives. They were just there, trying to enjoy a game until an asshole intervened in their entertainment. He was arrested. I did not feel the need to tweet, facebook, snapchat, or…

Obligatory.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Caps don’t get out of the second round? That’s the first normal thing that’s happened in DC since Inauguration Day...

This may be insensitive, but Savage Garden?

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.

Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.

Everybody is starving and hungry to sit in front of a camera and talk