I’m sorry, but if this dipshit doesn’t want people looking at him, he should have chosen a different line of work than PROFESSIONAL SPORTS ATHLETE.

Imagine if this Swift song was any good what kind of records it would be setting.

Can’t wait for the hot takes when someone kneels or sits for the National Anthem the following day on MNF for Sept 11.

As the extent of the projected devastation became apparent over the weekend during a meeting at Camp David, he shook his head in disbelief and compared the situation to problems he experienced when managing his family’s apartment buildings in New York.

REALFAKENEWSSAYSWHAT

The umps completely fucked up the way they handled this game. They should shoulder a lot of the blame for this.

I heard Mr. Met had an opening a few weeks ago. Maybe that’s still available?

Christie said that he wanted to be “taken out of the running” because he thought there would be running, which he hates.

They were asking for it. Good for Howard University.

Looks like the Mets also forgot how many games are in a season, judging by all the trades of their remotely talented players they appear to be making lately.

You misspelled Pittsburgh.

*Sigh* looks like their regular “Premium Navy” suit isn’t even listed on the site anymore.

*Sigh* looks like their regular “Premium Navy” suit isn’t even listed on the site anymore.

So nice, Sanchez is in here twice.

“That’s gold, Jerry!”

That kind of resilience will serve him well

“I do not think I can speak that beautifully”

When did Doug Gottlieb get a job at the White House?

This has nothing to do with the article, but in my mind, the headline photo depicts the closest that the President of Mexico was willing to get to Trump to shake his hand.

I seriously pondered this. Back last summer during a bachelor party trip to Cabo, at like 3 AM, I decided to walk home from the downtown district to the resort area on my own. It was probably 2 miles on foot and went through some extremely shady districts. And unlit, dirt backroads. It was the stupidest, most…

Not enough golden toilets and TRUMP letters emblazoned on things.