Mooch’s parting words: “Goodbye, everybody. I’ve got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.”

But did he chase the Bratwursts on the field during the race?

What other official records is Trump willing to alter in the name of looking good?

I wonder if the fan went to an usher to complain that he could Nazi the game very well.

Perhaps she’ll be nominated next year for that episode, since the awards only cover up to May 30?

Where is The Leftovers????

“Hi Chris, first-time long-time. Who would you put on your Mount Rushmore of fat, spineless pieces of shit?”

How the fuck did he make the All-Star team?

“GET ME PORCELLO’S LAST 5 STAHHHHTS”

So they’ve accomplished what they’ve set out to accomplish and for that they can be “proud”?

I remember being on a family vacation in Aruba. It was a Monday night, and back in our hotel room, I was flipping thru the TV channels. When I stumbled upon RAW, I was very surprised to see a tribute show to Chris Benoit on the air, and then Vince McMahon, “risen from the dead”, standing in an empty arena talking…

To me tolerance is the virtue that’s killing this country.

Since the article doesn’t actually detail his last 2 days against the O’s, I will:

Worst intro music ever.

Sounds like a tough day at preschool, Donald! You poor baby!

I’ve never seen a home run cause an onlooker’s knees to buckle so badly. Also, look how quickly the catcher is asking for a new ball.

A British subsidiary of Lay’s

He didn’t seem bothered to me at all. They tried to get him to take the bait last night, and he barely responded.

Good lord, he looked like this 24 years ago?  Was he going out of his way to look awful?