Poop and Lies. Sounds like Schilling’s taste in nightclub dancers now is a far cry from “Mystique and Aura”.

GUYS! It hasn’t even been 100 days! Give him time! There are plenty more opportunities for him to not fuck up!

It’s the People’s Eyebrow!

My favorite Paxton moment is in Twister when he gets angry after Cary Elwes’ character gets swallowed by a tornado.

My persistent question to the universe since election night.

This just means the schadenfreude from Trump’s inevitable downfall will be enjoyed even more and more, and deservingly relished by these outlets.

The trailer convinced you to want to see it? Odd. It had the exact opposite effect on me. I got a very amateurish feeling about it.

Nothing gets this man hard like a good, long line of people waiting.

I understand just fine.

Cal Ripken, Jr./Sr.

“Chris Christie sucks and wears mom jeans.”

Commence Republican voters’ excuses for Trump and staff in 3, 2, 1....

Click the one immediately after $69.

Click the one immediately after $69.

Are his tears made of Just for Men?

Perhaps his body hasn’t fully produced enough blood to make up for what he lost in the playoffs, and he just doesn’t have enough oxygen getting to his brain?

LOCK HER UP!

Yep - you’re absolutely right.

As much as it causes my blood pressure to spike and pains me to see this happening to my country... maybe people stupid enough to believe Trump and put their trust in him deserve to be taken for a ride.

Discharge them immediately.

Funny. One of them barely speaks and does so in hushed tones. The other can’t get over the sound of his own voice and screams at high volume.