The longer this presidency goes on, the more I am convinced God doesn’t exist or if he does, he hates us.

How long before I can seek refugee status... for realz?... in Canada?

I wonder if Don Cherry called dibs on all of Prince’s wardrobe after he died.

Steve Bannon looks like the love child of George Lucas and a Jabba the Hutt cosplayer.

I for one wish Johnny Depp the best of luck as he makes this difficult transition in his life to Guns N’ Roses guitarist.

Glad Trump is spending so much time FIXING A PLANE when there are civil rights at risk because of him.

Was Curt Schilling not available for comment?

Pot kettle black, much?

I would love it if it existed, but unfortunately, I just made it up: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/10/06/hey-lets-all-make-our-own-donald-trump-hats/?utm_term=.4e937fc13fa4

This would be a bad fall in the WWE...

She could leave this asshole at any time if she wanted - but she hasn’t. I bet there’s a pretty large financial incentive for her not to.

What was up with the canned “READY! GO!” audio from Tecmo Bowl whenever Rodgers was at the line of scrimmage?

Posada is only the fifth MLB catcher with at least 1,500 hits, 350 doubles, 275 home runs, and 1,000 RBIs in a career.

No gold anymore? Well that’s lame.

“Have yew eva thawt about going back to coach Seattle?”

.... the Aristocrats!

The 38" Vizio soundbar is $180 at Best Buy. Not sure why the more expensive Amazon listing is here instead.

-Chris Christie’s stare upon realizing what he got himself into selling his soul to Trump

Donald surely has never met a dog. If he had, he would know “sweating like a dog” is anatomically not possible. Dogs pant to perspire.