If you don’t want to be misunderstood by people, stop making stupid fucking flawed metaphors. Like the movie Jaws, or car accidents.

Anyone that has eaten at the Original Hot Dog Shop in Pittsburgh knows they are the winner. You get a cardboard boat on a tray that is presumably for the fries, but the fries take up the entire tray.

Did part of Schilling’s brain leak out onto his bloody sock, too, all those years ago? This is far too much crazy for me.

The Steelers are 4-2, not 3-2.

Sorry, that’s what I meant. Postseason or postseason series.

Must be in the same postseason game, if I had to guess.

I beg to differ on the first part of the headline. MadBum has given up 6 hits in 3 innings, only one of which was to a pitcher.

“while The Donald ostensibly had an equal steak”

Please find the video for the entire sequence. The announcers had a blast with this for about 5 minutes. It would be well worth watching.

How much did Trump pay Cruz to get this endorsement? Seriously.

I’ve had this happen before with an Amazon purchase and a deal that showed up on Kinja. If you contact a customer service rep at Amazon, they should be pretty accommodating.

I’ve had this happen before with an Amazon purchase and a deal that showed up on Kinja. If you contact a customer…

What is “central baseball”? What is with the extra “as”’s? Seems like this was written on a mobile device with autocomplete.

I’ve always wondered why more managers don’t do this. I was kind of hoping changing pitchers this way would lead to an insane looking box score, but it looks like they just total each pitcher’s stats instead of having separate entries for separate trips to the mound.

Contract the Rangers. Right. Fucking. Now.

I’d start direct messaging people inappropriate things.

Someone posited on sports radio this morning that the NY chewing tobacco ban has hit Harvey the hardest.

Has anyone checked if Matt is still “holding it in” too long? Is he getting the right amount of bathroom breaks?

Any sports franchise this selfish and out of touch with reality should be forced to permanently occupy Oakland Coliseum so they can see just how bad things can be.

From having played goalie for many, many years, I can tell you that is not true. It’s very rare and very hard to do, but you can definitely get it to not travel in a straight line.

Get a load of the curve on the shot: