Looks like an MCL/ACL injury based on his level of pain and how he lands awkwardly on his knee.

Is this man an Austin Powers villain at this point?

“the urines [are] ready”

Tanaka... naka... nakanna make the playoffs.

Another WHAT?? Successful something? Suckjob? Tell me!

???

Seriously, a retractable roof in San Diego? A city with nearly perfect weather year round? What a racket.

Your urine is orange?

It takes a special kind of crazy to make John Sterling look good at his job by comparison.

May the hot seat watch on Hale start... now.

I have a strange hankering to stick my head in an oven now.

The Flowmax/Flow-Matt’s marketing opportunities here are intriguing.

So you don’t overwrite what is already in the cell and instead just start with the cursor after the existing content.

How do so many people who never go through puberty end up as hockey announcers? The Isles’ radio announcer is a prime example.

Fan? Heckle teammate?

Uhhhh, if you’re gonna do that, at least give yourself 10 feet of open space in every direction. Don’t position yourself between 2 benches and an awkward stumble away from the weight rack.

How wude.

Lonn Trust has such a smarmy sound to it.

Even if people do want to watch on TV... paying for YES Network is a contentious subject for some (depending on cable provider) in itself.

Serves him right.