Would he even be capable of expressing real empathy if that was indeed the case? Somehow, I don’t think so, he’d probably just instead move on to being outraged that the Pale Hose didn’t get a favorable ball/strike call.

Where’s Craig Kimbrel when you need him?

I hope for the sake of making this as bizarre as possible that they pipe in crowd noise.

Yeah... there’s a picture of the Predators winning!

Good lord, some of those logos are old! Also, who the heck is that team next to the Bulls? Is that supposed to be the Thunder??

It’s too bad, because Shayanna might well have made some NFL stud a very nice trophy wife.

Still with the Go.com bullshit?

Why not WAR/162?

Former frontman? He's still the frontman, is he not?

Can we get a Photoshop contest?

I didn't know Mike Golic became a photographer.

I assume this is only using Mitchell & Ness sales (which would be kind of misleading, since they don't manufacture every throwback jersey for every sport).

Just call him "Sultan of the Switch".

I don't know - shit-faced buttbag has a good ring to it, too.

I was just watching this video of Stewart yesterday. What an incredible parallel with Florio/Letterman.

Maybe if the line as painted on the ice was clearer in its starting and end points. As it is, you can't say with any certainty that it has crossed the line.

The not knowing if I'm affected is the worst part.

You beat me to my Kevin James joke.

I wear Fartrell Cluggins and Quiznatodd Bindness pajamas to bed.

Isn't that the premise of Looking?