Nice pantyhose tattoo.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special."

I guess Woods' tooth (teeth?) are just as authentic as these were.

With a surprise Halftime Show from Dead Mouse.

The first 2 steps would make a good loop. Everything after that? Nope.

Good lord, that is one of the worst cover versions of a song I've ever heard. Those kids should be sent to detention for that shit.

What an ugly human being. I hope he was trying to steal money to fund his plastic surgery.

This is by far one of my favorites:

Holy shit - I was literally just thinking yesterday how we need an all-time blooper ranking, in light of Jameis Winston's submission last week.

There actually was a 24/7-like series leading up to the Winter Classic (which was nearly identical in quality, too!). But for whatever reason, the NHL partnered with Epix - a channel available to/subscribed by almost nobody, a channel that had to give away free previews of the series to get any attention - to producer…

She's wondering if this would be a bad time to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Correction: Olivia Munn tugs it for good luck, just not on game day.

To be fair, Songs of Innocence was also on The Telegraph's list at #14 (not that it makes much difference).

Have you by any chance visited albumoftheyear.org? Very similar to what you've done here, minus the insight and analysis.

"Does this sweater make my nips look big?"

You have Jeff Tweedy twice.

Who in their right mind ever considered him the "most beloved sports owner in America"? Hell, is there anyone who could claim that title?

It's official. Darren Rovell is the kid from the GE commercial who "beep-boops".

Sounds like a scene out of My Cousin Vinny.

Not the first time Newton has wondered where his blocking was.