Kick her ass, Steve Blass!

Jack, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to do all the drugs AFTER the Cubs lose.

Sounds like they have intimacy problems. I wonder how many times she actually VLOOKUPs at him when they are doing it.

Is it really that hard to do a quick "in memoriam" segment of 30 seconds that recognizes ALL of those players MLB mentioned?

Jaromir Jagr and Milan Lucic is still my all-time favorite "athlete in a picture with a kid who later grows up to become a fellow player" picture.

I have no idea if she's gutless or not, but she sure ain't buttless.

Merek Treter and Dike Jout

I could watch this GIF all day with my own soundtrack looping in my head.

This needs more Nancy Kerrigan "WHYYYYY?" audio.

Anyone that could put together a complaint so illogical and lacking in reading comprehension probably should take a class on how the Internet works before launching "Baby's First Lawsuit".

It makes no difference either way to the Yankees because 1.) he sucks and 2.) he's certifiably insane. I need to see video of him during that one game for the Red Sox where he did about 4 or 5 very unusual things.

Mark* Foster

Dan Shaughnessy? AND Darren Rovell? AND Jay Mariotti? They should have named this segment "The Tool Box".

What an interesting dick pic...

Holy shit, Navarro got fat. He and Jesus Montero must be on the same ex-Yankee catcher's diet.

Did I see right that Balotelli misses the next game now?

This was already used as an alternate logo for the 1999 All-Star Game in Philly (which was canceled - and the logo was re-used for 2002), so fat chance it will be re-used again for the team. http://www.sportslogos.net/logos/view/aq4…

The font choice and "movie voiceover guy" imitation just SCREAM fake. And yet, it's not. It's like finding out everything I know is false.

I didn't know Jabba the Hutt had a son.

Imagine the offspring that some combination of Shaughnessy, Phil Mushnick, and Rick O'Reilly could produce.