As if Yinzers weren't annoying enough... dealing with drunk Yinzers at a country music concert is like descending into the 7th layer of hell.

Not everything. I didn't see a single video game console! Oh, the irony of being on Kotaku. :)

Mike Francesa just had his mind blown again that a lefty could score a goal.

I'm partial to the name Renegades myself.

The next time he talks down to a caller and tells them he's been doing this for 25+ years, I want someone to play him this clip and ask him why a self-professed knowitall who gets paid money to talk sports doesn't already know these things.

Vertical video hurts my heart.

Hearing about this story made me nostalgic for Mariano Rivera breaking 3 of Ryan Kleso's bats in a single at-bat in the 1999 World Series:

Doesn't MLB have a website where you can report players that you see dipping?

"Chuck? CHUCK? It's your cousin, Quintin! QUINTIN BERRY? You know that balls-out, no-fucks-given swagger you're looking for? Well, LISTEN TO THIS!"

Even worse, is his buddy who got "Super Bowl L champs" tattooed.

Make up your mind already, you bat-shit insane mongoloid.

I think you mean Page, not Plant.

Rarely, but yes, stations still do this. And there's a billion apps that do song identification, e.g. Shazam, SoundHound, Google's Sound Search. Modern radios with displays are also capable of displaying metadata, such as artist and song title.

I don't know - I'm assuming 1.) he is not a cave dweller and 2.) listens to radio occasionally

So... you're telling me you've never heard "Fell in Love with a Girl" or "Lonely Boy"??

It could be worse. They could have chosen Imagine Dragons' "Radioactive".

This article needs more GIFs of Ballmer saying "EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA!"

Totally should be the Los Angeles Clippies

If people do read this in the future, it sure won't be Derek's kids. It will either be Rick Reilly after excitedly opening a time capsule he left for himself in his yard... or it will be in a medical textbook under some sort of mental illness.

Filing a report after someone squirts you? Two Wongs don't make a right.