So... if we hop aboard the Ray Rice train of thought, his wife is a failure for not getting up after he pummeled her.

Can we get a Tim Tebow infinite loop?

It's nice to see Ryan dealing with other problems besides Marisa's drinking problem and kleptomania.

Yes, it's Sasquatch/Bigfoot.

Having the legal right in the eyes of the government to say something ≠ being entitled to say whatever I want wherever I want without repercussions from relevant bodies/institutions

The less said by this man, the better. Particularly about "TMI" subjects...

If you legalize it, then you have to police how much pitchers can use because inevitably, some with resort to trying to load up a ball as much as possible.

I wonder... if they missed checking his neck, can they find a way to screw it up again using instant replay?

How fucking stupid do you have to be to try and apply pine tar on yourself in plain sight, on national television, in an age of multiple camera angles and instant access, TWICE?!

CROWDSOURCE ALL THE UMPS

What is the best way to work with white people, to get them on our side?

Phil MAY HAVE been teased as a kid with taunts of "MUSH-DICK!", therefore he has a small dick and can't please a woman, therefore he isn't a real man, therefore he has been forced to inflate his own self of worth by propping himself up over easy targets with his journalism.

Gimp suits and dick pics.

Shame on you, Bryant Gumbel.

Finally, a shirt I can inconspicuously use as a Cheetoh napkin!

New York Liberty

Someone needs to photoshop this guy against Robin Thicke...

It's been 3 years now and we're still listening to this shitty song? If people keep soundtracking their commercials/promos/videos to this song, how am I supposed to think anything other than "You are awful at what you do"?

So this is what Chunk from the Goonies looks like as an adult.