I'm becoming more and more embarrassed by this state as time goes by.

Or you can stream it on nbcsports.com. Limited amount of streaming time for any viewer, or full access with a login to a participating cable provider.

No Bill Murray? :(

Shrunken-faced Nic Cage approves.

In Soviet Russia, beverages pound you.

Versus used to have a great theme for their weekly NHL games before it became NBCSN.

I thought Jack Edwards was a hack as the Little League World Series announcer when I was 14 years old. Let's just say I don't think any more highly of him as the lead announcer for a professional team.

I like how he assumes "New Girl" is a new show since it has the word "new" in it.

They go behind your head, moron.

"Goooose fra-bahhh. Goooose fra-bahhh."

The "BU" in "butt" was upset... I wonder if it had too much Chipotle.

If she had banged her head, would the models have led her off to the green room for concussion testing?

How much watered-down light beer do you have to drink in order to miss the outcome of half the weekend's football games?

Get with the times Tomlin. Everyone says "obvi" nowadays.

A spinning entrance George Costanza would be proud of.

Robba' the Hutt

When do you think the Cincinnati Red Stockings will call him up?

I always wanted Chris Berman to call him Richie Sexson "The City". The image of a horrible Sarah Jessica Parker show as a baseball player's nickname makes me laugh.

Looks like someone raided Bret "The Hitman" Hart's sunglass collection.

I presume I should try re-voting at home then?