Any particular reason why my votes are giving me the message, "Thank you, we have already counted your vote."?

Wouldn't it make more sense for these to be yellow cards?

The rally cap... you're doing it wrong.

Every time an organization chooses to represent itself with embarrassing shit like this, a little piece of me dies inside.

It'd be a shame if he spilled his Diet Coke on that...

That train set is a perfect metaphor for all conversations Francesa has ever had with his callers.

So much for people staying away from all that "red skin" talk.

This is precisely why A-Rod must go down.

Brought to you by the "Fake a Wish Foundation".

• Manti Te'o (it's been a while, but lest we forget)

Now we just need Air Jordans with this silhouette on them.

So basically, Morris values himself because he pitched long into games and for a long time.

Assiniboine

"I am going to flunk her without a condom and cruise in her Cadillac."

"I am going to frank her without a condom and camp in her cellar "

Sure. They could, but when do you ever see a sports league pass a ruling on a play in which there was none by the referees, after the game has already been completed?

And if you watched the video, you would know the whistle didn't blow until long after the puck entered and was taken out of the net.

Didn't this "looozuhhh" know? Today is a "futttbawwlll" only day.

I see no sign of blood here:

Some of his symptoms seem to be consistent with a stroke, but that's just uninformed speculation on my part.