He thought he was gonna be hanging out with Jay-Z.... in Buffalo.....?

How did a wax figure get courtside seats to a Lakers game??

Captain Morgan does not look so good in old age.

Don't forget other memorable gaffes, such as Vince "Wilcock" and Rob "Gonk" Gronkowski.

This may just beat anything that http://laserportraits.net/ has to offer!

Reimer? I hardly know her!

A-Rod is paying for hookers and MLB HQ protesters - so you'd think he could afford a calligrapher.

Kenny Powers, where you at?

I admire Buck for his Ernie Johnson Halloween costume. It certainly helps with the transition between FOX and TBS for postseason games.

I guess McCarver has never been to a bakery before.

It wouldn't be a Francesa rant without him repeating the same sentiment multiple times, just with different words.

How long before this is shared on Giz-MOE-DOE?

Bumpin', WOOOO!

Dude, where's my quarterback?

It's not his job to express his disgust with the team. It's not his job to make strong opinions known or take stands against things. His job is to call the goddamn game. Leave all the other bullshit for pundits or columnists.

No, I didn't miss the point. Joseph is trying to make the comparison between Hawk and Scully that they called perfect games very similarly. My point is that anyone in that type of situation as an announcer will be excited and that the comparison isn't worth making.

What's it like being Hawk Harrelson's publicist?

No, Harrelson should get chewed out every time he does that. In what bizarro world is this in any way acceptable?

You're telling us a hometown announcer was genuinely enthused and excited that the team that employs him threw a perfect game? Please, tell us more about how this play-by-play thing works.

Bob's Blitz is almost 40% Mike Francesa videos. I visit everyday just to get my fix!