HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS. I LOVE THIS. Lets just say I have been to this very place once, when I was 19 years old, and they treated me like gold in a very shitty situation. I think this is fucking great and I thank this guy eternally for (in a way) helping to save me from the infinite black hole my life could've potentially…

In all honesty I am totally pro-gun (in the regular old, lets have a gun in my child-free home just in case someone comes in my tiny hard to escape house and is actively trying to rape and/or kill me and I have exhausted all other options....so please don't attack me) but this is pure bullshit. This doesn't fall under…

OMG everyone needs to STFU about this! Jesus fucking Christ. If black women with sketch comedy experience had auditioned for SNL, they would be on SNL. If they simply don't have the turnout, it's not SNL being racist. Why should a show that's not only a show, but an institution that has been around for nearly 4…

You totally deserve it! Have a great day imagining various horribly vengeful things happening to this ass clown.

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THIS IS AMAZING. Thank you for making me laugh my ass off.

I hope a fucking mack truck hits his shit right before he can grab it. Like one step away from his most cherished memories from childhood or some shit like that and it bursts into flames and a truck hits it. Oh, and he's a chemist so it has acid in it which blows back on him and burns his dirty dick (too…

anded now I can't stop

YES! Have an appt already, that was my first thought too. How dare he put my sexual health at risk, as well? Fucker. FUCKING FUCKER.
Don't worry, there are no more fucks left to give for this asshole. I put his stuff in a box and it's sitting on the street. Hope someone enjoys his stuff.

ALSO GET TESTED ASAP...and then maybe again in whatever time frame your doctor advises you to. Oh, and once you get tested, don't fuck with him again (actually don't fuck with him ever again anyways, but I know how that goes...oh the hate fuck...). Good luck girl!

DAMN YOU GREY COMMENT, AND DAMN YOU FULL ON BLACK NONGREY UNOBTAINABLE COMMENTS!

Ohmigodohmigodohmigod...

Holy CRAP...it isn't grey!

When oh when do my comments EVER stop being grey (or gray...I can never decide)?

WAYYYY killer Harry Nilsson Song (it will LITERALLY make you feel like Henry Hill while he runs from helicopters...literally).

I see this in my head and it is set to music...for some reason, it's Gangnam Style.

Yup. I'm a college student, I kind of have to take what I can get. It isn't even minimum wage, but it's under the table and a hell of a lot more than I could be making working part-time at some shitty retail job.